Most guitarists have an intuitive sense as to where basic effects should go in their signal chain. If you have two pedals, a distortion unit and a digital delay, you would naturally put the distortion before the delay (the guitar goes into the distortion, the distortion into the delay, and the delay into the amp). But the more pedals you use, the trickier it gets, and some truly bizarre gizmos—like a digital whammy pedal—might put you at a loss to explain just effects go where they do relative to others in the chain.

Additionally some processors (such as EQs and reverbs) can go in different places in the chain, depending on the desired effect. And in one very famous example, the debate is still raging about whether the wah-wah goes before or after the distortion (Hendrix put his before, though conventional wisdom says the wah should follow).

Now, you might be thinking, “Gee I know in which order the basic pedals should go, but I guess I don’t really know why.”

Fig. 1: The Blues Driver is a distortion device, and therefore goes right after a preamp or a compressor.

Before we discuss which categories of effects go where they do in the chain, take this pop quiz (I hear you groan) to determine your effect-ordering mettle. Order the effects below from 1 to 10, with 1 being the first effect the guitar plugs into, and 10 being the effect whose output goes into the amp. No text-messaging among yourselves for hints.

1. __ A. EQ
2. __ B. Distortion
3. __ C. Chorus/Flanger
4. __ D. Noise Gate
5. __ E. Digital Reverb
6. __ F. Volume Pedal
7. __ G. Preamp
8. __ H. Compressor
9. __ I. Delay
10.__ J. Wah-wah Pedal

Here are the answers, showing the “correct” order of the 10 effects above: 1) G, Preamp; 2) H, Compressor; 3) B, Distortion; 4) J, Wah-wah pedal; 5) C, Chorus/Flanger; 6) I, Delay; 7) A, EQ; D, Noise Gate; 9) F, Volume Pedal; 10) E, Digital Reverb.

Don’t deduct any points if you had the delay before the chorus/flanger; that one’s a toss-up. Also acceptable is to put the EQ just after the compressor. And really, the EQ in any signal chain is sort of a “free space,” so it can go almost anywhere.

If you got more than four effects out of order, or if you realized in taking this quiz that you just got lucky with the placement, it may help to break the above effects into categories and then explore why certain categories come before others in a signal chain. Roughly speaking, I name the categories as follows, in the order that the guitar signal encounters them:

Fig. 2: This FX 25B from DOD is an envelope filter, or electronic wah, and should be treated as a wah-wah pedal in terms of placement.

• Signal Conditioners
• Time-Based Effects
• Ambient Processors
• Other Effects

Here’s what’s included in each main category:

SIGNAL CONDITIONERS. These include all gain-based and EQ-based effects. Conditioners don’t set out to change the basic nature of a sound, except to increase the gain, either in the signal’s entirety (preamps) or selectively (by frequency band, as in an EQ).

Preamps listen to the signal and boost it as faithfully as possible with as little coloring as possible—unless in the process of preamping the tone is changed naturally (as happens when, say, tube-based preamps are run hot). Usually preamps have EQ and other controls, preamps go first in the chain so they can receive a signal with the highest possible integrity, even if their purpose is to create a distorted sound.

Compressors reduce the dynamic range of a signal by attenuating levels that exceed a certain, defined point (called threshold). Guitarists often use compressors to increase sustain, but that’s sort of an “overuse” of the effect—though it sounds great!

The primary design of a compressor is to deliver a consistent, predictable level without significantly altering the signal’s tone. But with heavy compression, some high-frequency content is lost, which you can put back in with EQ (either on the compressor itself or with an outboard effect).

Fig. 3: Flangers and choruses are time-based effects and go after gain-based effects.

Distortion. It may be hard to imagine your Blues Driver (shown in Fig. 1) as a “mere signal conditioner,” because its effect is so dramatic. However, technically, its influence is limited to the gain stage of the signal. In other words, it doesn’t set out to change the signal, it just pushes its gain past the breaking point of the circuitry’s ability to reproduce it faithfully.

EQ, also known as equalizers, can also be though of as gain boosters, except that they apply their boosting to only a portion of the signal, defined by frequency or frequency range.

Graphic EQs are used for broad-band applications, while parametrics can be dialed in to very specific ranges (usually defined by parts of an octave), and even to a single frequency. Except in “severe” cases, like a wah-wah pedal and a phase shifter, EQs don’t dramatically change a signal’s overall sound, and are often used fore corrective measures (to rectify a frequency-reproducing deficiency in another component).

Wah-Wah pedals are active EQ circuits whose range is varied by means of a foot pedal. They apply a resonant-frequency peak that sweeps through the high-mid region (around 500 Hz—2 kHz), emulating somewhat the sound of a human voice.

You can use a wah many ways: as a slowly opening and closing filter over a soaring lead solo; as the wacka-wacka disco effect popularized in the ’70s accomplished by rocking the pedal while strumming muted strings; as a gently undulating modulation effect; or as a filter, with the treadle held in a fixed position. An envelope-followed filter (called “envelope filter” or “envelope follower” and shown in Fig. 2) is an electronic touch-sensitive wah (play soft and it goes wohl, play hard and it goes whack), and so should go in place of or adjacent to the wah.

Wahs would typically go after gain boosters, but Jimi Hendrix put his first, so there’s a classic example of someone whose music wasn’t hurt by not following the rules. A wah is one example of an effect that some recording guitarists will use on a “re-amped” or previously recorded clean track. (For more on re-amping, check out Craig Anderton’s in-depth article “Re-Amping Basics for Guitars” http://www.harmony-central.com/articles/tips/re-amping_basics/.)

Fig. 4: This RV-3 combines delay and reverb, and so should be used as an ambient effect—going after the modulation effects.

Tip: If you’re recording—and your foot-rockin’ chops are not up to snuff—consider recording a track of un-wahed guitar, then play back the track through the wah (focusing your efforts on just the wah—you can even use your hands) and record onto a new track.

MODULATION AND TIME-BASED EFFECTS

A surprising amount of sonic variety comes from effects that alter a signal using time distortion. Time-based effects, by definition, combine the original signal with a time-manipulated version, and that’s why these effects work well in an amp’s parallel loop or from a mixer’s aux send jack.

You always want a portion of the original signal in the equation. Time-based effects take the original signal, sample it (through digital recording), stagger it in time, and combine it somehow with the original. You might not think of the swimmy chorus sound as being related to loop recording a la Brian May, but they’re two ends of the same spectrum.

Choruses/Flangers are interchangeable as far as effect-ordering. You probably wouldn’t use them both at the same time in orthodox situations. Chorus is the more subtle of the two effects, usually consisting of a delay of 1-50 milliseconds, and is often used in stereo. Flangers, like the one shown in Fig. 3, are more dramatic, whooshy and vintage sounding. Put these after signal conditioners but before the delay and reverb.

Pitch Shifters are sometimes referred to generically as “harmonizers,” but that’s actually a trademark name under Eventide’s control. A pitch shifter actually takes the second signal and defuses it slightly in increments of cents (hundredths of a semitone). Mild pitch shift settings yield chorus-like effects; drastic ones come in the form of musical intervals, like 3rds, 4ths, and 5ths. Intelligent pitch shifters will alter an interval to fit a certain key or scale, so you can play in harmony with yourself (like the twin-guitar leads of classic southern rock bands).

Fig. 5: An octave divider was a favorite effect of Jimi Hendrix. It’s a popular way to fatten up single-line solo passages.

Delay. With the advent of digital reverb, it’s important to distinguish delay as a rather artificial effect compared to the more natural-sounding echo that reverb produces. Delay is a discrete, or separate, repeat of the original signal at a specified interval (in milliseconds) after the original. Delay yields a spacious sound when used with times higher than 100 milliseconds or so. Settings of about 125 and above produce “slapback,” a popular rockabilly effect, and longer times (around 300 ms) yield a soaring, cavernous sound.

Also included on a delay unit are Feedback (how many times the effected signal is fed into the delay channel), Modulation (a filter sweep that adds a chorus-like sound), and, on a stereo delay, panning controls for a “ping-pong” effect. A delay goes at the very end of the chain, just before the reverb, unless it’s substituting for a reverb, in which case it goes last.

AMBIENT PROCESSORS: REVERB AND DELAY

When used conventionally, reverb and delay (which serves double-duty as a time-based effect, described in the previous section) act as ambient effects, and so are placed at the very end of the chain. (Some pedals, like the RV-3 in Fig. 4, combine delay and reverb.) The reasoning is that this is the most natural way we hear sound-in an environment which these effects are simulating. It doesn’t make as much sense to add swirly chorus onto the tail of a long reverb as it does to add reverb to a chorused sound. If special effects are required, though—notably a rhythmic repeat in the delay or a gated reverb a la the Phil Collins snare sound—these units can be placed further up the chain.

Fig. 6: A noise gate, or noise suppressor, should come just before the reverb (if you have one in your chain) so that it can cut off the guitar signal but leave the reverb tail intact for a natural sound.

Tip: If you’re using reverb as a studio sideman, you must clear it with the recording engineer, in case he has his own plans for ambient treatment.

If you are recording yourself, try to add reverb at the midtown stage, as you may change your mind about the ambient treatment once all the instruments are in place in the mix. “Printing,” or recording, with effects can’t be undone once it’s on tape.

When recording, guitarists like to hear reverb to get the right feel, and most mixers allow you to “monitor” effects without printing them, which means you hear them through the headphones or speakers, but they don’t go to tape. If you have only one reverb unit but need to use two reverb programs simultaneously (e.g., small room on rhythm guitar, large hall on lead solo), you may have to print with effects when tracking.

OTHER EFFECTS

There are other effects that may not fall neatly into one of the above categories, but we can at least place them in the chain. A phase shifter sounds a lot like a flanger, but is really more of an EQ-based effect than a time-based one. Nevertheless, it should go where flangers, choruses, and pitch shifters go—after signal conditioners and true EQ-based effects.

Octavers, or octave dividers (shown in Fig. 5), behave like doublers, except that the doubled signal is usually one or two (or both at once) octaves up or down.

Fig. 7: This all-Boss-configured pedalboard shows gain-based, modulation, and time-based/ambient effects in the proper order. The EQ (in the middle here) can go almost anywhere in the chain.

An octave effect can be achieved with a pitch shifter, so put your octaver in the vicinity of other time-based effects. Exciters, such as the BBE Sonic Stomp shown in Fig. xx, are EQ-based devices that are intended to sparkle up an entire sound, so put those at the end (but before the reverb to preserve the natural EQ roll-off effect programmed into a reverb’s algorithm).

Tip: If you use heavy effects, though, exciters can sometimes sound too “steely” if placed after the time-based effects, because they interact with the chorused frequencies rather than the raw signal’s. If that’s the case move your exciter up front.

Noise Gates (or a “noise suppressor,” as the unit in Fig. 6 is called) are designed to shut down the audio path until a certain level is achieved. This keeps noisy guitars from buzzing through quiet or silent passages. These typically go just before the reverb, because you want your guitar signal to cut off while the last ring-out of the reverb is still trailing away. Placing the noise gate after the reverb might cause an unnatural shoop sound as the gate slams the audio path shut during the reverb tail. But again, you could use this unorthodox sound to your advantage. Phil Collins did it in the ’80s with his snare sound, and rap and hip-hop used it a generation later.

EFFECT ORDERING: TWO APPROACHES

Fig. 8: A schematic of the proper ordering of numerous effects of different types. This is the diagram of the answers to the quiz in the first part of the article. The dotted line shows that it’s okay to put the wah in front of the distortion (thanks to Jimi).

Figure 7 shows a typical setup of a few effects. This is an actual promotional photo of a Boss multi-effects pedalboard. Note that compressor and distortion appear first, and the time-based effects appear last. In this setup, the EQ is in the middle, which shows that an EQ can go anywhere. It’s the universal effects ambassador.

A more comprehensive approach to effects is shown in the schematic treatment of Fig. 8. This is also the 10 effects featured in the quiz at the beginning of this article. Often you wouldn’t have two similar effects on simultaneously, but you might want to have them both available, so you can have both of them in the chain and swap their order without making a difference. Keep in mind, though, that placing all your effects inline, even when they aren’t active, can degrade your signal significantly—especially with stompboxes that don’t feature a hardwire bybass—so using a switcher (the employs a star network model, rather than a daisy chain, as an inline setup does) is worth investigating.

And as Jimi Hendrix showed us, you don’t always have to follow the rules. You can’t hurt anything electronically, and the suggested method only tries to protect the integrity of the original signal. But try out the “right” way first, and then proceed to mix and match your effects until you achieve the desired results—which may have nothing to do with preserving the signal.

Joe Perry has confirmed that Aerosmith is indeed looking for a vocalist to replace Steven Tyler. On his Twitter page, Perry writes that he and his bandmates are “positively looking for a new singer to work with.”

As reported by Reuters, Perry said last month that Tyler has refused to write songs with him for the past decade. Tyler recently told Classic Rock magazine that he wants to focus on solo projects. The 61-year-old singer has reportedly stopped communicating with the band, and has hired his own manager.

Troubles within Aerosmith were ratcheted up at the band’s recent concert at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix on November 1. A triumphant show by all accounts, the event was nonetheless marked by confirmation that turmoil was brewing. Guitarist Brad Whitford was the first to raise the possibility of a new vocalist, telling Classic Rock that if “the chemistry was right, why not?”

Eight years have passed since Aerosmith released a studio album of new material. It seems, however, that Perry believes the departure of Tyler may mark a new chapter for the band.

In an interview yesterday (Nov. 9) with Boston radio station WZLX, the guitarist said, “As long as we’re still kicking, it’s not over. We’ll probably get bored and come back.”

via It’s Official: Aerosmith Is Looking For A New Singer.

It’s not surprising that many of the greatest-ever blues albums were recorded in front of a live audience. As is the case with folk music, the blues springs from communal traditions, with the artist often feeding off vibes given off by those gathered around him. Many great blues-rock albums – most notably the Allman Brothers Band’s At Fillmore East – were likewise recorded in concert settings. For the purposes of the following list, however, we’ve stuck mostly to the electric blues in its purest form.

Muddy Waters: At Newport (1960)

For many music fans, this album served as a wondrous initiation to blues music recorded in a live setting. Backed by a sensational band that included Otis Spann, James Cotton, and Pat Hare, Waters imbues classics like “Hoochie Coochie Man” and “Tiger in Your Tank” with an energy that outstripped, by far, their studio counterparts.

B.B. King: Live at the Regal (1965)

It’s no wonder this album is widely regarded as one of the best blues albums ever made. Recorded at the height of King’s career, the performance finds the legendary guitarist offering up stinging vibratos, incredible sustain, and pitch-perfect bends on his beloved Lucille in ways that tear at the soul.

John Lee Hooker: Live at the Café Au Go-Go (1966)

John Lee Hooker borrowed Otis Spann and other members of Muddy Waters’ band for this riveting, spooky performance. Hooker’s hypnotic one-chord guitar grooves dominate throughout, giving the set a primitive aura that exudes palpable mystery. A reissue version of the disc adds four tracks from a performance staged by Hooker at Soledad Prison in 1972.

Albert Collins: Frozen Alive! (1981)

Over the course of a decade – from 1977 to 1986 – Albert Collins recorded six sensational albums for Alligator Records. This 1981 live disc is the best of the bunch. Renowned for his “icy” guitar style – which was centered on cool, dark tones and unusual phrasing – Collins delivers some of the most inspired solos of his career.

Johnny Winter: Live – Johnny Winter And (1971)

This staggering disc – culled from live performances at Fillmore East and at Pirate’s World in Florida – captures Johnny Winter in his early prime. Highlights include a searing interpretation of the Rolling Stones’ “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” and a rip-it-up rendition of Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode.” Winter’s trusty Firebird was never put to better use.

Buddy Guy: Live – The Real Deal (1996)

This disc illustrates beautifully why Eric Clapton cites Buddy Guy as his favorite blues guitarist. Reinvigorating the vintage Chess Records sound, Guy spurns rock-based solos in favor of blues guitar reminiscent of that featured on albums by his mentor, Muddy Waters. As a bonus, legendary Chuck Berry piano man Johnnie Johnson provides fine keyboard support.

Son Seals: Spontaneous Combustion (1996)

Son Seals may have started out as a drummer, but this disc shows he was paying close attention during his touring stints with Albert King and other great six-stringers. Sporting a hard, nasty guitar tone, Seals delivers explosive solos framed by a revved-up rhythm section. Blues rarely gets more incendiary than this.

Howlin’ Wolf: Live and Cookin’ at Alice’s Revisited (1972)

Despite the fact that he was in failing health, the Wolf sound invigorated and inspired on this 1972 disc. Guitarist Hubert Sumlin is also in superb form, his gritty solos and snappy grooves dovetailing perfectly with Sunnyland Slim’s dazzling keyboard work.

Freddie King: Live at the Electric Ballroom (1974)

Amazingly, this incendiary performance sat in the vaults for two decades before seeing the light of day. Tackling such classics as “Dust My Broom” “Key to the Highway,” and “Sweet Home Chicago,” King shows why such gifted peers as Mick Taylor and Eric Clapton have cited his influence. Reissued in 2006, the updated version includes King’s only known acoustic recordings as a bonus.

Lonnie Mack: Attack of the Killer V (1990)

Lonnie Mack’s roadhouse blues style has had a deep impact on a wide range of contemporary players. Recorded at a small club in Chicago, this disc finds Mack unleashing spectacular sounds from his signature Flying V. Even his most intricate and dazzling solos sound effortless.

Slash says he’s gotten to work with everyone he wanted to on his forthcoming solo album (which he wrapped this week), except Jack White. And it’s not for lack of trying. Slash requested that White sing on his album Slash & Friends but White turned him down.

“I wanted to get Jack White to sing on something, but he didn’t want to sing,” Slash recently told MusicRadar.com. “He said ‘I’ll play drums, I’ll play guitar, but I don’t wanna sing.’”

White, who is in The White Stripes, The Raconteurs and The Dead Weather, has been concentrating most of his efforts lately on The Dead Weather, for whom he drums but rarely sings. The band is currently working on its second album.

Not to worry, Slash’s album will still be jam-packed with recognizable names like Dave Grohl, Alice Cooper, OzzyOsbourne, Flea and an assortment of former Guns N’ Roses bandmates. The album is expected out in early 2010.

In a stark bit of irony, U2 fans in Berlin are up in arms over plans by concert organizers to erect a wall that will obstruct viewing of a free show by the band.

The irony stems from the fact that the concert – which will take place in front of Berlin’s Brandenburg Gate on Thursday (Nov. 5) – is being staged to mark the 20th year since the fall of the Berlin Wall. As reported by Wenn.com, the show is part of the MTV Europe Awards, which also includes a performance by Bon Jovi that same night.

Upon hearing of plans by MTV to construct the wall, a spokesman for Berlin’s city government responded, “I find it rather unfortunate and unusual for organizers of a free concert – particularly one of this nature – to demand such a barrier.”

MTV organizers insist the wall is necessary as a safety precaution. “We are asking fans without tickets to watch the concert on television,” an MTV representative said. “The barrier is for security reasons and to contain the crowd, allowing the surrounding shops and restaurants to continue trading.”

Ten thousand free tickets to the event were snapped up within hours. It’s anticipated that as many as 100,000 people will gather on the square near the Brandenburg Gate on the night of the show.

When Sublime’s original bassist and drummer recently announced that they’d be playing as Sublime again (with a new lead singer) after a 13-year absence, the family of late frontman Brad Nowell didn’t take the news well. Instead, they took the matter to court.

On Tuesday, the Nowellestate blocked the band from using the name ‘Sublime’ by winning a preliminary injunction in a trademark lawsuit they’d brought against bassist Eric Wilson and drummer Bud Gaugh.

“We are gratified the Court ruled in our favor and found that Bud, Eric and [vocalist] Rome [Ramirez] could not use the name Sublime without first obtaining permission from Brad’s heirs,”said Nowell’s family said in a statement. “We believe this will help protect and preserve Brad’s musical legacy.”

The family first threatened legal action last month, when the band performed their reunion concert as ‘Sublime’ at the Cyprus Hill Smokeout festival in Devore, Calif. This was the band’s first performance under the ‘Sublime’ name since Nowell died in May 1996 of a heroin overdose in a San Francisco hotel room. The band received an enthusiastic reception, with the enormous crowd ushering it back on-stage by chanting, “One more song!”

via Original Sublime Members Lose Battle to Retain ‘Sublime’ Name.

In a recent interview with RollingStone.com Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler talked about what happened when he fell off the stage in South Dakota on August 6th — followed by a cancellation of Aerosmith’s summer tour and subsequent reports of band turmoil.

“Truth be known, I jumped off the stage on purpose,” he jokes at first. “Figured we hadn’t gotten any new press in so long.” But then Tyler got serious.

RollingStone: How’s your health?

Steven Tyler: I’ve been better. I’ve got my arm in a sling [from a broken shoulder]. I’m on all the drugs I’m not supposed to be on. But I’m dealing with the pain pretty good.

What happened that night?

I don’t really know. There was a torrential downpour and the guys [at the campground] said, “Look, it’s still slippery.” I watched myself on YouTube, and it could have been my knee buckling or any ankle. The last thing I remember before I hit the ground was people grabbing for me, but they couldn’t reach me because of the barricade. At any other Aerosmith show I probably would’ve been caught and thrown back onto the stage — naked and without jewelry [laughs]. I stood up and couldn’t raise my arm and knew I’d broken something.

Were you sober?

As sober as you can be.

Care to comment on that clip on TMZ of you in a liquor store?

Oh, Jesus Christ. A good friend of mine and Joe’s — the brother of the guy who works on my house, my housekeeper — passed away. I was at the funeral. And after the funeral, they’re Italian and had a feast at the house, a wake, and I stopped at the liquor store and paid for the booze. I did not buy any for myself. It was never proven that I did. Some kid whipped out a phone and took a picture. Anything to sell papers. It was for the wake. I would do it over and over a million times.

How do you look back at Aerosmith’s cursed summer tour?

Every once in a while we gotta be human [laughs] and get Joe’s knee or Brad’s head or whatever done. I’m Italian and I don’t believe in talking about my bandmates. I’m just so pissed it was such a great tour. I had to ruin it all by falling and I’m sorry. I’ve said that to the fans and my band and everybody else. I fucked up. I get in the zone when I’m onstage. I don’t really have to explain anything. I love what I do. The world knows what I do. And I only hope they forgive me for having to cancel such a fucking awesome tour.

How do you respond to reports of dissent within the band?

Someone is leaking stuff, pretending to know, and you know, I don’t even care. Has the band done things to me where I’ve wanted to quit? Positively. But I’ve stuck in there for the sake of a few sounds we got. I respect the power this band has in and of itself regardless of who says what.

When did you last speak with the other guys?

Two days ago. Shit’s good. I’m not the leader. No one’s the leader, we’re just one for all, all for one. It’s probably why we’ve never quit. No one’s got enough money We split it evenly.

But you have signed with a different management company than the band, and you’re working on a solo album.

I would imagine … I can’t tell you for sure, but I think there’s a little animosity that I went with another management agency. Which is for me to know and you to find out. I’m certainly not in outs with the guys. But look, I do what I do. The easiest thing in the world is to say he’s drunk or stoned. But what are you gonna do?

Thanks for the report to RollingStone.com.

Let’s face it, there are too many cool iPhone applications for musicians that we couldn’t limit our list to just five—so here we present you with another batch of programs that you’ll want to download as soon as you finish reading this. From instructional tools to creativity enhancing apps, all of these programs unlock the full potential of your iPhone (and iPod Touch) and also hopefully hint at the technological advantages that will be available in the next few years. Because if these applications are any indication of upcoming technology for musicians, the future possibilities are literally unimaginable. [Click here for Part 1 of this series.]

Fret Surfer Guitar Trainer: If you’re looking for a good guitar teacher but can barely afford to pay your monthly iPhone bill, Fret Surfer Guitar Trainer is the perfect app for you. The trick is that when you use the app it feels more like playing a game than it does, you know, learning—and the application has two modes to keep things interesting: one where you find the note when given a string and fret and another where you pick the note given the location on the guitar neck. However our favorite part is the fact that you can review the results to discover what area of your playing could use improvement and keep practicing on those areas until you’ve mastered the entire fretboard… or your battery gets completely drained, whichever comes first. Price: $2.99 [iTunes]

Bloom: If you ever get stuck in a creative rut (and let’s face it, which one of us hasn’t?) then Bloom is the ultimate tool to get you back onto the writing process without missing a beat, literally. Designed by composer Brian Eno and his collaborator Peter Chilvers, the application combines instrumentation, composition and artwork to form an application that’s as aesthetically pleasing as it useful. Essentially all the user needs to do is tap on the screen and the program uses the quadrants to generate patterns and melodies that evolve when the program is idle. Oh and when you’re ready to move onto your next opus, just shake your iPhone and start over. Now all we need is an application that will allow Brian Eno to write actual music for us; but in the meantime, this should do the drink. Price: $3.99 [iTunes]

Chordica: Chordica is a bunch of different tools in one. For starters it’s a great instructional tool that will help teach you how to play music in less time it takes to watch the last Lord Of The Rings movie; it also contains accompaniment for thousands of songs, so it’s like having a virtual band in your pocket where you go; and finally if you’re not an expert on musical theory, it will give you a preview of how different chords and melodies sound like together so that you can come up with the best possible combination of sounds for your next hit song without having to touch your guitar. That said, Chordica is just a tool—and if you really want to fully utilize the software’s potential you’re going to have to apply your own dose of creativity and hard work into crafting a composition that will make you the next big thing in the music world. Price: $2.99 [iTunes]

Beatmaker: At $19.99, Beatmaker is one of the pricier apps in the iTunes store, but it’s also undoubtedly one of the most powerful. Toted as a mobile music creation studio, the program is essentially an ultra-powerful drum machine that’s capable of being used during live performances and allows you to import your own samples as well as a full library made by musicians and producers. In other words, you can create your own beats, add samples, mix it, export them and have a professional recording without going near a studio or drum set. Another plus about the program is the multitude of variables that you can toy with including a editing waves, panning, tuning, fading and more, all of which are able to be tweaked until you come up with your perfect sound. Whether you’re a new to the music world or a professional gigging musician, Beatmaker should be an essential tool in your repertoire. Price: $19.99 [iTunes]

iShred: If you’re looking for a virtual guitar application that doesn’t sound like it’s coming out of a tiny iPhone speaker, then iShred is the app for you. The application is packed with high-quality guitar samples that are fed through eight different effects pedals and then an amp simulator, allowing you to recreate everything from classic British Invasion tone to shred-worthy distortion with a few taps on your iPhone. Additionally the guitar playing itself is remarkably intuitive and allows you to pull of technical fretboard work such as hammer-ons and pull-offs with ease. Finally once you’ve come up with the perfect song and riff combination, you can save your creation with the built-in recorder and jam a sweet lead on top of it or send it to your band mates. What we’re trying to tell you is that next time you’re out on tour playing video games, switch off the Xbox and fire up iShred instead. We just want a cut of the royalties. Price: $4.99 [iTunes]

Thanks to Gibson.com for the story.

Megadeth mainman Dave Mustaine has issued the following update:

“Recently I made [an online] post about my new radio show and that I was blessed to be able to be working with Clear Channel with my own channel, like the Christina Aguilera and the Eagles channels. I am unaware of if their channels are accessible yet, but I know mine will be in just a few weeks.

“Here is an update: I talked to the Clear Channel people again last week and we are ready to go. We are going to do the first show from the Clear Channel station in San Diego, and I will hopefully be able to do an interview for the local San Diego Clear Channel rock channel. After that, I will determine what I need to make my studio ready to do the show.

“I am going to play music I like, music that influenced me, and ‘zingers’ — which are songs that you would never know that I liked (like The Beatles, or stuff like the Dead Kennedys).

“I am going to collect all of your suggestions for some bands and songs, and we are going to start the show before I leave for New Zealand. I am also going to interview people from the bands that I meet or am on tour with, and I will try to do things like interview other celebs from other walks of life that like metal. I also will have a small part of the show feature a close friend and great radio personality from over the pond that came here and was rocking until his station got changed to a talk radio show or some crap like that and he ended up going back overseas. We talked about him sending a U.K./Euro show over each week, or so, and we are good to go. It will take time, but we are getting ready to start.

“I still have to come up with a name for the show, and I still haven’t chosen a name for my autobiography. Any ideas?

“Lastly, just because I want 100,000 listeners, doesn’t mean that is a reality in the beginning. I will have the best show in metal, because I am going to listen to you.

“On a personal note, I had a good day today, went to service, then to the beach, then did a 1 1/2-hour Yoga X program. I am getting ready for bed now, and will do some reading before I go to bed, and get ready for a busy week of trying to take care of all the things I need to tackle before we leave for [Megadeth's tour] Down Under.

“More to come this week.”

Thanks for the report to Blabbermouth.net.

Legendary rocker Alice Cooper has confirmed to Australia’s Undercover News that he will guest on the forthcoming solo album from Velvet Revolver/ex-Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash.

“I just finished writing a couple of songs for Slash’s new album that is going to be coming out,” Alice tells Undercover News. “He is working with a bunch of lead singers. It is sort of a nice idea of Slash and Alice, Slash and Iggy, Slash and Meat Loaf or whoever is going to be on it. It is a great idea.”

Alice previously sang on the Guns N’ Roses song “The Garden” from the “Use Your Illusion”. Slash guest-starred on the track “Vengeance Is Mine” from Alice’s last CD, “Along Came A Spider”.

Slash tracked his solo record with former Nine Inch Nails drummer Josh Freese and ex-Jane’s Addiction bassist Chris Chaney. Other confirmed guest singers so far include Ozzy Osbourne and Avenged Sevenfold’s M. Shadows. The CD was produced by Eric Valentine (Good Charlotte, Queens Of The Stone Age) and features additional appearances by ex-Guns N’ Roses drummer Steven Adler and Red Hot Chili Peppers bassist Flea. Freese told MusicRadar.com that Iggy Pop, Fergie (a.k.a. Stacy Ann Ferguson) of the Black Eyed Peas and Chris Cornell (Soundgarden, Audioslave) will also appear on the LP. Working songtitles include “We’re All Gonna Die”, “These Last Words”, “Crucify The Dead” and “Beautiful, Dangerous”.

Slash left Guns N’ Roses in the mid-’90s, forming Slash’s Snakepit before later assembling Velvet Revolver with several other ex-members of Guns N’ Roses and Stone Temple Pilots singer Scott Weiland (who was dismissed in April 2008).

Thanks to Blabbermouth.net for the news.