Top Ten Guitarist Jokes
It’s lighten-up day here at Pro Guitar Shop. We spent much of the morning sitting around the conference table, cracking wise about drummer jokes and bass player jokes (keep in mind that we have both of those on staff here at PGS!) and thought maybe we were being too kind to guitarists, who are certainly deserving of some teasing from time to time… after all, if you can’t take a joke, you shouldn’t take a solo. Let ‘em rip in the comments, people!
TOP TEN GUITARIST JOKES
Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughan tune?
A: All of them, evidently.
Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
Q: What do you say to a guitar player in a 3-piece suit?
A: “How do you plead? …”
Q: What’s black and blue and lying in a ditch?
A: A guitarist who’s told too many drummer jokes.
Q: How does a lead guitarist change a light bulb?
A: He holds it and the world revolves around him.
Q: How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
A: Nobody knows.
Q: Why was the amplifier invented?
A: So the guitarist would have a place to put his beer.
Q: What did the blues guitarist’s tombstone read?
A: “I didn’t wake up this morning.”
Q: What’s the difference between a Lead Guitarist and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.